So why should you throw money at me?
My name’s Rel AKA MyToasterIsMoist!
I’m an audio engineer/sound designer (since 2014), musician/songwriter (since 2008), script writer (since 2013) and an ADR-experienced voice actor (since 2013)! I have first hand experience in two separate professional recording studios; recording my band's first album at Paul Sinclair’s studio in Mountain Top PA in 2014, as well as working with Joe Loftus (Motionless in White, Tiger’s Jaw) in Olyphant PA in 2024.
I also run a family music/vinyl shop! How does that add to my credibility you ask? It absolutely doesn’t! It just sounds cool!
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I’ve got over a decade of experience mixing and doing sound design for things like demo reels, indie animation, SFM animation, parodies, abridged series, & anitubing - for companies like Mashed, Something Witty Entertainment, Altered Anime, Daitomodachi, and Anime Joyride.
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I’ve also mixed/produced 100+ voice acting demo reels since April 2020, and have experience writing/mixing music & SFX for indie video games. To continue bragging about myself and inflating my own ego to incomprehensible proportions, I also have 8 albums (recording/mixing/mastering/writing) under my belt via my solo-music (Chemical Mother), as well as my band Docile Sponge.
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Have I bragged enough yet? Did I also mention the fact that I can do a sick backflip? I feel like that’s important information to consider. Me being able to do a backflip 100% puts me above any other audio engineer on the face of the planet. I don’t make the laws, I just enforce them. (I also make them)
MIXING/RECORDING GEAR:
MICROPHONES - Neumann TLM49, Neumann TLM102, SM57 (2), SM58, SM58 Beta, Shure PGA56 (3), Sennheiser e604 (3), Sennheiser e602 II, AKG p420 (2), AKG c214
RECORDING - Neve 511 Preamp, Tascam 16x08, UAD Volt
PLAYBACK - Kali LP6 V2 studio monitors, ATH MX50X headphones
DAW - Pro Tools
PLUGINS - UAD, Fabfilter, Izotope, oeksound, Relab, Neural DSP, Soundtoys, Slate Digital, SSL, Valhalla DSP, XLN Audio, Bogren Digital
SYSTEM - Both PC (Windows 11) and Mac (Sequoia)
INSTRUMENTS:
DRUMS - Mapex Saturn 4 piece drum kit, Meinl Byzance/Paiste/K Custom crash/splash/trash/ride cymbals, DW9000 double kick pedal, "The Machine" Mapex snare
STRINGED INSTRUMENTS - Schecter Reaper 6 Elite, Ibanez Artcore hollowbody, D'Angelico Premier acoustic, Ibanez Premium SR1605B 5-string bass, Airline 4-string bass, Kala 4-string acoustic guitar, Kala ukulele, an old ass banjo
MIDI - Nektar LX 49, M-Audio Oxygen 25
MISC - A cute lil’ djembi drum, harmonicas, like 3 kazoos, a cool ass Otamatone that sits on my shelf and judges me, this little wooden frog guy I bought from a renaissance fair (he makes frog sounds)
I also run a family music store, so realistically I have access to a pretty wide variety of instruments at any given time.
…anyway my point is I am incredibly cool and rad and also handsome and stuff and you should throw your money at me okay thanks I love you bye
